4. The Kingly Speech

"Dear friends and fellow Plutonians... I, Hoo Ah-mooe, personally thank you for attending this joyous event today... I thank you that you are here to rejoice with me, as today, it is indeed a day of great joy, especially to see so many friends of mine turning up for this ceremony..." said Ah-mooe as he opened the ceremony...

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After bragging about the history and successes of their ancestors, where a huge percentage of congregation are falling asleep, then finally...

"... and so, today, you are here to witness... the birth of greater wisdom... security. prosperity... and hope... As today, this is the day... our next president, our great leader, our future, my son, Hoo Ah-moe, is born!" All the people suddenly became awoke, and stood up in unison, screamed, shouted and cheered on loudly as Hoo Ah-mooe, father of Ah-moe, lifted up baby Ah-moe high with both of his hands. Applause and cheers rang out even louder than before.

The cheers and applauses continued on for minutes before it died down. Everyone was so excited about the news of Ah-moe's birth. After the cheers and applause died down, the ceremony resumed as President Ah-mooe cleared his throat to speak...